Cassidy - Problem (skit)
Bell rings, door opens...
Arab man singing ???
Cassidy
Aye yo my man,
my man
Arab man
1 second, 1 second,
dis is my part, my part it is
1 sec ( continues to sing)
Cassidy
yo come on man,
im runnin'late man,
Arab man
why you bein' disrespectful,
you come in my store,
you don't ring my bell,
(cassidy : dog,dog,dog)
you don't wipe your feet on they carpet,
what the fk,
mine,see my rug, rub
Cassidy
fall back, fall back
i need a chicken cheesesteak
Arab man
i don't have a chicken n' cheese (Cassidy : dog)
number 1 through 5,
want the combo,
what do you want,
da special or combo?
Cassidy
i don't know what number it is man,
chicken cheesesteak.( Arab man : i have 1,2,3)
chicken cheesesteak man !,
salt,pepper,ketchup,mayonaise
n' fried onions.
(Arab man : i don't have mm-eggs and da)
throw some cheesefries in there too man
Arab man screaming indistingly in gibberish
1 second. (continues singing)
Cassidy
HURRY UP !!
Arab: i'm done as quick as this.
Cassidy : Tha fk i this ?!?
Arab : that's my special philly cheesesteak for the philly man
Cassidy : dog this ain't no philly cheesesteak,
you aint even from philly man.
Arab : WHERE THE fcK ARE YOU FROM , im from here!!
Cassidy : nigg* im from philly nigg*, where the fk are you from?!?
Arab : AYE-YE-YE-YE-YE
Cassidy: LimeKill pike nigg*
Arab : nigg* i got pipes too , da fk
Cassidy : fk is this s**t ?!?
Arab : i'm from philly, so if you don't like it then go home ,
thats where my steaks is from .
Cassidy : what the fk is wrong with you man ?!
Arab : next time jus take it easy,
n' order da combo.
Cassidy : nigg* fk you and ya combo !!
Door slams
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